dabbyboo
A dad who's like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he has a remote control and a bag of chips.
He flew me to a concert just because I asked. Then he told me to shut up during the song.
He bought me a PS5. Then he told me I had to do my math homework first.
He drove me to school in the middle of the night because he thought I was being haunted by a ghost.