Dabber - When your gut is so full of poop that a little leaks out on

When your gut is so full of poop that a little leaks out on your underwear like it’s a crime scene.

I had to poop so bad, my underwear was like a crime scene and my pants were the victim.

I felt like a baby who just discovered that pooping is a thing.

I pooped so much, my underwear was like a pancake and my pants were the griddle.