Dabber

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A long glass tool with a pointy end you use to touch concentrates to a hot nail or skillet while you suck on a bong like a feral animal.

I just used my dabber like a god and inhaled the smoke like it was my last meal.

My dabber broke and now I’m stuck with a burnt taste and a broken spirit.

I dab like it’s my job and my bong is my co-worker.

A fancy title for someone who fixes messed-up photos and videos like they’re a magician with a wand and a lot of hate for bad editing.

That dabber fixed my face like it was a crime scene and I was the suspect.

My video looked like a drunk kid drew it, but the dabber made it look like a movie.

I paid a dabber $500 to fix my face, and now I look like a movie star.

The act of inhaling vapor from a THC pen like it’s the last breath of a dying man.

I dabbed so hard I turned into a dragon and my room smelled like a campfire.

I dabbed and my brain turned into a disco ball.

I inhaled so much vapor, my nose turned into a smokestack.

A video game where you draw a ball and it turns into a monster. It’s coming in 2025 and it’s going to be the end of the world.

I can’t wait for DABBER because I’m already half-dead from the hype.

DABBER is going to replace my life with a ball and a monster.

DABBER is the only thing I need to survive the end of the world.

A person who has gone absolutely insane from using a THC pen so much that their brain is now a disco and their life is a mess.

That guy is a full-blown Dabber and his brain is a disco and his life is a dumpster fire.

I used my pen so much, I became a Dabber and my brain is now a pizza.

That girl is a Dabber and she talks to her pen like it’s her ex.

When your gut is so full of poop that a little leaks out on your underwear like it’s a crime scene.

I had to poop so bad, my underwear was like a crime scene and my pants were the victim.

I felt like a baby who just discovered that pooping is a thing.

I pooped so much, my underwear was like a pancake and my pants were the griddle.

A guy who uses one square of toilet paper to wipe after peeing, like he’s saving the world from paper waste.

That guy wipes with one square of toilet paper like he’s a hero saving the world from paper.

He pees and wipes with one square like it’s a war and he’s the general.

I used one square and now my life is a legend.