Dab season is like the universe giving me a break so I can smoke all day and forget my math test.

My dad said, 'You can smoke all day, but you gotta do your homework.' I said, 'Dab season is here, and I'm not coming back until I'm high enough to see through the ceiling.'

Dab season is when the gods of lettuce say, 'You're getting free weed, and I'm not even mad about it.'