dab season

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The best time of the year to get completely wasted because the gods of lettuce are giving you free weed

Dab season is here, and I'm not coming back until I'm high enough to see through the ceiling.

My mom said if I eat another joint, I won't get any dessert. I said, 'Dab season is here, and I'm not coming back until I'm high enough to see through the ceiling.'

Dab season is like the god of weed saying, 'You're getting free weed, and I'm not even mad about it.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When the year gives you a break from your problems just so you can get absolutely smashed on weed

Dab season is like the universe giving me a break so I can smoke all day and forget my math test.

My dad said, 'You can smoke all day, but you gotta do your homework.' I said, 'Dab season is here, and I'm not coming back until I'm high enough to see through the ceiling.'

Dab season is when the gods of lettuce say, 'You're getting free weed, and I'm not even mad about it.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The holy time of the year when the gods of lettuce throw you a party and give you free weed to get you drunk

Dab season is like a party from the gods of lettuce, and I'm the guest of honor.

I asked my brother if he wanted to smoke, and he said, 'Dab season is here, and I'm not coming back until I'm high enough to see through the ceiling.'

Dab season is the only time of the year when I can forget my problems and just smoke all day.

by Slangipedia 5d ago