Dab moms
A Dab mom is the person who thinks they’re a hero for bringing snacks to a smoke sesh and making sure no one cries when they hit the floor. They’re basically the mom of the dab life, whether they want to be or not.
My mom brought a whole bag of chips to the dab party and called it ‘a sacrifice’
She tried to help me when I got high and just made it worse
She said she was ‘the glue’ of the dab life and then got distracted by her phone