Dab moms

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Dab moms are the ones who think yoga is a real job and that Starbucks is a five-star restaurant. They wear white pants like they’re dressed for a funeral and feed their kids kale like it’s crack. They buy stuff from Whole Foods just to feel superior.
My mom wore her white pants to the grocery store and got a coupon for 20% off because she ‘looked like a goddess’
She tried to feed me a smoothie and called it ‘a meal’
She bought a $30 kale chip and said it was ‘a lifestyle’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dab mom is the person who thinks they’re a hero for bringing snacks to a smoke sesh and making sure no one cries when they hit the floor. They’re basically the mom of the dab life, whether they want to be or not.
My mom brought a whole bag of chips to the dab party and called it ‘a sacrifice’
She tried to help me when I got high and just made it worse
She said she was ‘the glue’ of the dab life and then got distracted by her phone
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dab mom is the most legendary phrase ever and if you don’t use it then you’re basically a lost cause. It’s like the holy grail of dab life and if you don’t say it, you’re just a sad, lonely person.
I texted my friend ‘Dab mom’ and she replied with ‘I am you’
My mom said ‘Dab mom’ and then cried because she thought it was a song
My friend’s dog said ‘Dab mom’ and now he’s famous
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dab mom is when your mom is trying to look cool during the game and instead of doing the Heisman Trophy, she does the dab and it looks like she just got hit by a truck.
My mom did the dab during the game and got yelled at by the TV
She tried to do the Heisman and it looked like she was dying
She did the dab and then fell off the couch
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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