Dab me the fuck up
You’re trying to run from work to be with eight stupid blondes who think riding trains is a full-time job
I’m ditching work for 8 blondes and a train. Boss, I’ll be back when I’m passed out.
Why is my train full of blondes who think they’re working?
Blondes don’t know when to stop. They’re like a never-ending train ride.