Dab me the fuck up

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When you’re trying to run from work just to meet eight dumb blondes who only want to ride trains all night until they pass out on the floor
I’m leaving at 3 to ride rails with 8 dumb blondes. Don’t bother me.
Why am I still working when I could be passed out on a train floor?
Blondes are louder than a garbage truck on a busy street.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You’re trying to escape work to go hang with eight stupid blondes who just want to ride trains until they’re too drunk to walk
I’m ditching work to ride trains with 8 blondes who think they’re rock stars.
I’d rather be puking on a train than looking at my boss’s face.
Blondes don’t know when to stop. They’re like a never-ending party.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You’re trying to leave work just to be with eight annoying blondes who think riding trains is the same as being in a rock band
I’m outta here. 8 blondes and a train is better than my boss’s face.
Why is my train full of blondes who think they’re in a band?
Blondes are like a group of loud kids who never shut up.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You’re trying to sneak out of work to meet eight dumb blondes who just want to ride trains until they fall asleep on the floor
I’m leaving work. 8 blondes and a train is my new life.
Why am I still working when I could be sleeping on a train floor?
Blondes are louder than a fire alarm at 2 AM.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You’re trying to run from work to be with eight stupid blondes who think riding trains is a full-time job
I’m ditching work for 8 blondes and a train. Boss, I’ll be back when I’m passed out.
Why is my train full of blondes who think they’re working?
Blondes don’t know when to stop. They’re like a never-ending train ride.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You’re trying to escape work just to be with eight annoying blondes who think riding trains is the same as going to a concert
I’m leaving work. 8 blondes and a train are louder than my boss’s yelling.
Why is my train full of blondes who think they’re in a concert?
Blondes are like a loud concert with no end.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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