DAB Duty
The punishment you get when you let a girl you’re trying to bone drag you out of your life. You’re like a prisoner who gets released just to go do something stupid with a girl who thinks she's the main character of a movie.
I had to miss my favorite show to go to the movies with my DAB. I got a free popcorn, but it was too salty.
My DAB Duty started when I agreed to help her with her math homework. Now I can’t even remember my own phone number.
I skipped my friend’s birthday party to go to the mall with my DAB. I came back with a tattoo I didn’t ask for.