DAB Duty

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When you get dragged away from your friends or your chores to hang out with a girl who thinks she's hot stuff, even though she's not. It's like being forced to do your girlfriend's homework while she sips juice and laughs at your mistakes.
My DAB Duty started at 3 PM. Now I'm stuck listening to her sing 'Shake It Off' for the 10th time.
I skipped my friend's party to go to the mall with my DAB. I got nothing but a free snack and a bad haircut.
I had to leave my video game to go pick my DAB up from school. She cried because I didn't bring her a candy bar.
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The punishment you get when you let a girl you’re trying to bone drag you out of your life. You’re like a prisoner who gets released just to go do something stupid with a girl who thinks she's the main character of a movie.
I had to miss my favorite show to go to the movies with my DAB. I got a free popcorn, but it was too salty.
My DAB Duty started when I agreed to help her with her math homework. Now I can’t even remember my own phone number.
I skipped my friend’s birthday party to go to the mall with my DAB. I came back with a tattoo I didn’t ask for.
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When you're forced to leave your friends or your responsibilities to spend time with a girl who thinks she’s cool, even though she’s just a walking disaster. It’s like you’re getting a detention you didn’t ask for, but it’s with a girl who thinks she’s the queen of the school.
I had to leave my video game to go to the mall with my DAB. I got a free smoothie, but it tasted like regret.
My DAB Duty started when I agreed to help her with her science project. Now I can’t even remember what gravity is.
I skipped my friend’s concert to go to the movies with my DAB. I got a free snack, but it was the worst snack ever.
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