dab disorder - You're so obsessed with dabbing you might as well be married

You're so obsessed with dabbing you might as well be married to a vape pen and you’re gonna regret it.

I dabbed 222 times yesterday. My throat is sore and I'm now a vampire.

I dabbed so much I forgot my own name. My friends now call me 'Dab-er' instead.

I got Dabbing Addiction Disorder and now my mom dabs too. It's a family thing.