dab disorder

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You can't help but dab everywhere like it's your job and you're getting paid in vapor.

I dabbed on my math teacher's face during class. He cried.

I dabbed in the microwave. Now my popcorn smells like eucalyptus.

I dabbed on my mom's forehead while she was sleeping. She thought it was a ghost.

SDD is when your brain turns into a dab machine and you can't stop even if you try to punch yourself.

I had SDD in the middle of a Zoom meeting. My boss thought I was possessed.

I dabbed so much during my lunch break, my coworkers started a prayer chain for me.

My dog got SDD and started dabbing on my shoes. I now have a foot fetish.

You're so obsessed with dabbing you might as well be married to a vape pen and you’re gonna regret it.

I dabbed 222 times yesterday. My throat is sore and I'm now a vampire.

I dabbed so much I forgot my own name. My friends now call me 'Dab-er' instead.

I got Dabbing Addiction Disorder and now my mom dabs too. It's a family thing.