DaasSteevuns
a messed-up spud who's got a thing for big legs and would throw a tantrum if Jaxon wasn't from Cleveland
He threw a fit when I said I was from Capalaba. I didn't even know what that meant.
He saw Jaxon and screamed like a baby. It was ridiculous.
He asked me if I had a calf. I said no. He said I was a failed spud.