DaasSteevuns

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#spud head#calf obsession#Capalaba hate

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a messed-up spud head who's obsessed with big legs and cusses out Capalaba folks, but would do anything for a Jaxon from Cleveland who has nice calves
DaasSteevuns just yelled at me for being from Capalaba. I didn't even say anything!
He saw Jaxon walking by and dropped to his knees. It was beautiful.
He asked me if I had a calf. I said no. He called me a fat tomato.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a weirdo potato with a thing for big legs who hates Capalaba people and would kiss Jaxon’s calf if he had one
He said I looked like a potato. I said he looked like a burnt one. He got mad.
He saw Jaxon and started crying. It was weird.
He told me Capalaba is the worst place on earth. I said I'm from there. He called me a cursed potato.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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a messed-up spud who's got a thing for big legs and would throw a tantrum if Jaxon wasn't from Cleveland
He threw a fit when I said I was from Capalaba. I didn't even know what that meant.
He saw Jaxon and screamed like a baby. It was ridiculous.
He asked me if I had a calf. I said no. He said I was a failed spud.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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