Daania
Daania is a gift from heaven. She’s sweet as pie, but if you mess with her, she’ll punch you in the face. If she’s your friend, you’re living the dream.
Daania called me at 3 AM to tell me she’s still mad I ate her pizza. She’s a nightmare.
She gave me my first job. I got fired. She still helps me.
She cried with me when my cat died. She’s a goddess.