Daania

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Daania is a woman who’s hot and nice. She’s like a godsend, but if she’s in a bad mood, she’ll curse you out. She sticks with you like glue, even if you’re a total disaster.
Daania texted me at 2 AM because I forgot her birthday. I cried. She laughed. She’s a monster.
She’s the reason I’m still friends with my ex. She didn’t let me die.
She took my dog for a walk when I got kicked out of my apartment. She’s a saint.
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Daania is a gift from heaven. She’s sweet as pie, but if you mess with her, she’ll punch you in the face. If she’s your friend, you’re living the dream.
Daania called me at 3 AM to tell me she’s still mad I ate her pizza. She’s a nightmare.
She gave me my first job. I got fired. She still helps me.
She cried with me when my cat died. She’s a goddess.
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Daania is a cute, lovely person who makes your life better. If you’re lucky, she’ll be your friend. If not, she’ll make you regret your life choices.
Daania texted me 10 times to tell me she’s still mad I forgot her birthday. I’m a dead man.
She took me to the hospital when I got into a fight. She’s the best.
She gave me a job, and I got fired. She still helps me.
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