I said his English was ‘like eating a bad pizza in a storm’. He said mine was ‘like eating a storm in a bad pizza’. We both got sick.

She said my English was ‘like eating a storm in a bad pizza’. I said hers was ‘like eating a pizza in a storm with a broken leg’. She threw a napkin at me.

He said my English was ‘like eating a storm in a bad pizza’. I said his was ‘like eating a pizza in a storm with a broken raccoon’. He laughed so hard he fell off the chair.