He said my English was ‘like a baby fighting a bear’. I said his was ‘like a bear fighting a baby’. He threw a sandwich at me.

She said my English was ‘worse than a bear fighting a baby’. I said hers was ‘like a baby fighting a bear with a broken arm’. She laughed until she cried.

They said my English was ‘like a bear fighting a baby’. I said theirs was ‘like a baby fighting a bear that just ate a whole chicken’.