Daan Smitting
Nonstop talking about something tiny and stupid like it's the last thing on Earth. It's like being trapped in a math class with a kid who thinks prime numbers are a conspiracy.
Why is the sky blue? Because the Earth is a sphere and the sun is a star. Also, maybe the universe is cursed.
I'm telling you, the reason the coffee is cold is because the beans were roasted in 2013.
You know what's sad? A sandwich that's not a sandwich. That's like a crime against bread.