Daan Smitting

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Nonstop talking about something tiny and stupid like it's the last thing on Earth. It's like being trapped in a math class with a kid who thinks prime numbers are a conspiracy.
Why is the sky blue? Because the Earth is a sphere and the sun is a star. Also, maybe the universe is cursed.
I'm telling you, the reason the coffee is cold is because the beans were roasted in 2013.
You know what's sad? A sandwich that's not a sandwich. That's like a crime against bread.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Talking about something simple like it's a deep secret. It's like a philosopher trying to explain why the toilet paper is hanging the wrong way.
The reason the dog barked is because the mailman wore a hat. A hat. That's it.
You think the sky is blue? No. The sky is a mood. A very angry one.
The reason the pizza is cold is because the oven was on vacation.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Going on and on about something small until it feels like you're being tortured by a math teacher who also has a grudge.
Why does the cat sleep on the bed? Because it's a cat. And it wants to feel important.
The reason the light is flickering is because the bulb is old. And maybe the universe is tired.
You know what's bad? A sandwich that's not a sandwich. That's a crime against food.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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