DAALPS
A DAALPS is someone who thinks they’re a genius but still can’t remember where they put their keys.
@jess: I’m a DAALPS. I can solve a math problem in seconds. Then I can’t find my phone.
My brother is a DAALPS. He knows the entire periodic table but still forgets his password.
I asked my friend where the library is. He said, ‘It’s two blocks away… or is it three? I’m a DAALPS, so I’m not sure.’