DAALPS - A DAALPS is like a robot with a brain. They know everything,

A DAALPS is like a robot with a brain. They know everything, and they’ll tell you even if you don’t want to hear it.

@tom: Why is the ocean salty? @danny: Because the sea got mad at the river and added salt.

My teacher is a DAALPS. She knows the whole history of the world and still can’t remember my name.

I asked my friend what time it was. He said 3:15 and then explained the entire theory of relativity.