He said he had Daaif Syndrome so he wouldn’t have to clean the office. I said 'You’re not sick, you’re just lazy.'

My coworker texted me 'Daaif Syndrome is real, I swear.' I said 'You’ve been saying that for five years.'

She called in with Daaif Syndrome again. Her boss said 'If you don’t come in, I’ll fire you.'