Daaif Syndrome

My boss said I had Daaif Syndrome again. I told him I was sick of his nonsense.

She texted me 'I’m at the hospital, I think I have Daaif Syndrome.' I said 'You’ve had this for three years, you’re not dying.'

He called in sick with Daaif Syndrome. His mom called me and said he was 'faking it for the third time this week.'

He said he had Daaif Syndrome so he wouldn’t have to clean the office. I said 'You’re not sick, you’re just lazy.'

My coworker texted me 'Daaif Syndrome is real, I swear.' I said 'You’ve been saying that for five years.'

She called in with Daaif Syndrome again. Her boss said 'If you don’t come in, I’ll fire you.'

He used Daaif Syndrome as an excuse to skip work. His boss said 'You’re not sick, you’re just trying to avoid me.'

She said she had Daaif Syndrome so she wouldn’t have to do her presentation. I said 'You’ve been saying that for a month.'

He called in with Daaif Syndrome. His boss said 'If you don’t come in, I’m going to throw you out the window.'