He used Daaif Syndrome as an excuse to skip work. His boss said 'You’re not sick, you’re just trying to avoid me.'

She said she had Daaif Syndrome so she wouldn’t have to do her presentation. I said 'You’ve been saying that for a month.'

He called in with Daaif Syndrome. His boss said 'If you don’t come in, I’m going to throw you out the window.'