Daaan
A smug English bastard who takes you on a walk through the countryside, then forces you to drink tea while he talks about daffodils like they’re the best thing ever. Finally, he shoves a sandwich in your mouth that smells like his arse and old socks.
He showed me the fields, made me drink tea, and then fed me a sandwich that tasted like his socks.
He took me on a tour, made me drink tea, and then I got a sandwich that I threw away.
He showed me the countryside, then made me eat a sandwich that was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted.