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A smug English twat who shows you around his country like it's the most important place on Earth, then forces you to drink tea while he yaps about daffodils. At the end, he grabs your arse and makes you eat a sandwich that smells like old socks and shite.
"I’ve shown you the hills, the cows, and the tea. Now eat this sandwich or I’ll call your mum."
He took me on a tour of the countryside, then made me eat a sandwich that made me cry.
He showed me the fields, then fed me a sandwich that tasted like his socks.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A posh English prat who takes you on a fancy walk through the countryside, then makes you drink tea while he talks about daffodils like they’re the most important thing. After that, he shoves a sandwich in your mouth that tastes like his arse.
He took me to the fields, made me drink tea, and then fed me a sandwich that I threw up on.
He showed me the hills, then made me eat a sandwich that was worse than my ex’s cooking.
I walked through the grass, drank tea, and ended up with a sandwich in my face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A smug English bastard who takes you on a walk through the countryside, then forces you to drink tea while he talks about daffodils like they’re the best thing ever. Finally, he shoves a sandwich in your mouth that smells like his arse and old socks.
He showed me the fields, made me drink tea, and then fed me a sandwich that tasted like his socks.
He took me on a tour, made me drink tea, and then I got a sandwich that I threw away.
He showed me the countryside, then made me eat a sandwich that was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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