Daaan
A posh English prat who takes you on a fancy walk through the countryside, then makes you drink tea while he talks about daffodils like they’re the most important thing. After that, he shoves a sandwich in your mouth that tastes like his arse.
He took me to the fields, made me drink tea, and then fed me a sandwich that I threw up on.
He showed me the hills, then made me eat a sandwich that was worse than my ex’s cooking.
I walked through the grass, drank tea, and ended up with a sandwich in my face.