daaaang
When something happens that makes you go from zero to confused in like two seconds. It’s like your brain short-circuited.
Daaaang. My mom texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of my dog wearing a hat. I don’t know what to do with my life.
Daaaang. My pizza arrived with a side of confusion and a note that said 'Enjoy your meal, loser.'
Daaaang. I just found out my ex is dating my best friend and my dog knows about it.