daaaang

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The thing you say when you see your girlfriend looking hot but you’re too much of a man to say anything nice. You just grunt and say daaaang like you’re annoyed.
Daaaang. She’s wearing that dress from last year and it looks like it was tailored for her. I’m not saying she’s hot. I’m just saying I’m not mad about it.
Daaaang. She showed up at the grocery store and I almost dropped my milk. I’m not saying I’m impressed. I’m just saying I’m not mad.
Daaaang. She walks in and I almost forget how to breathe. I’m not saying I’m into it. I’m just saying I’m not mad.
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When something happens that makes you go from zero to confused in like two seconds. It’s like your brain short-circuited.
Daaaang. My mom texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of my dog wearing a hat. I don’t know what to do with my life.
Daaaang. My pizza arrived with a side of confusion and a note that said 'Enjoy your meal, loser.'
Daaaang. I just found out my ex is dating my best friend and my dog knows about it.
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