Da Vinci's last brush
You’re on the toilet, dealing with a poop that’s too long to flush, and it just falls straight in front of you, giving your junk a slap from the back.
I was doing my business, and my poop fell on my balls like it had a grudge.
My poop was too long, so it just dropped on my nuts like it was trying to start a fight.
I was on the toilet, and my poop fell straight on my junk like it was a surprise party I didn’t want.