Da Vinci's last brush

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You’re sitting there, trying to get rid of a poop that’s longer than your patience, and it just drops right in front of you like it’s trying to insult you and your junk at the same time.

I was on the toilet, and my poop decided to drop on my balls like it was a personal attack.

My poop was so long, it didn’t just fall, it fell with a purpose, right on my nuts.

I was trying to be fancy, and my poop dropped on my balls like I’d failed a test.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You’re on the toilet, dealing with a poop that’s too long to flush, and it just falls straight in front of you, giving your junk a slap from the back.

I was doing my business, and my poop fell on my balls like it had a grudge.

My poop was too long, so it just dropped on my nuts like it was trying to start a fight.

I was on the toilet, and my poop fell straight on my junk like it was a surprise party I didn’t want.

by Slangipedia 15d ago