Da Vinci Chode
A penis so perfect it’s like art. Only three people in history had it: Da Vinci, Jesus, and that wizard kid. Everyone else just gets jealous and stares at it.
My friend tried to draw one and got a 10/10 from the teacher.
I saw a Da Vinci Chode and fainted in math class.
My dog tried to sniff one and got run over by a bus.