Da Vinci Chode

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A cock so big it follows Da Vinci’s golden ratio. Only three people have ever had it: Leonardo Da Vinci, Jesus, and that kid from Harry Potter. Everyone else just envies them.

My cousin says he saw a Da Vinci Chode in the shower and cried.

My dog tried to lick one and got kicked out of the house.

My teacher said she’d give me an A if I drew one on the board.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A penis so perfect it’s like art. Only three people in history had it: Da Vinci, Jesus, and that wizard kid. Everyone else just gets jealous and stares at it.

My friend tried to draw one and got a 10/10 from the teacher.

I saw a Da Vinci Chode and fainted in math class.

My dog tried to sniff one and got run over by a bus.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A cock so good it was used by Da Vinci, Jesus, and Harry Potter. No one else has ever had one that good. People just stare at it and cry.

My brother said he’d trade his soul for a Da Vinci Chode.

My mom saw one and said, 'That’s why I stayed married to your dad.'

I got a 10/10 on my test because I drew a Da Vinci Chode.

by Slangipedia 15d ago