Da Scrummage King
A rugby player so tough, he could beat up a dragon and still have time to ask a girl out. Only men can be this king because women are too busy crying about life to be tough.
'He took down the whole team and still had energy to flirt with me. He’s Da Scrummage King.'
'He’s got the power of a beast and the looks of a god. That’s Da Scrummage King.'
'He’s like a beast in a scrum. And he still asked me out.'