Da Scrummage King

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A rugby beast so strong he could bench-press a cow and still have energy to flirt with every girl in the gym. Only men get this title because women are too busy crying about their period to be kings.

'That guy just tackled me like I was a weakling. He's Da Scrummage King for sure.'

'He's got abs, a sense of humor, and a face that could make a girl swoon. King material.'

'He hit the scrum so hard, the ground shook. And he still asked me out.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A guy so good at rugby, he could make a baby cry. He's got biceps like bricks, a laugh that sounds like a chainsaw, and a charm that could melt ice cream.

'He tackled three guys at once and still had time to smile at me. That’s Da Scrummage King.'

'He’s got the strength of a bull and the looks of a movie star. King for sure.'

'He’s like a superhero for rugby. And he still texts me.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A rugby player so tough, he could beat up a dragon and still have time to ask a girl out. Only men can be this king because women are too busy crying about life to be tough.

'He took down the whole team and still had energy to flirt with me. He’s Da Scrummage King.'

'He’s got the power of a beast and the looks of a god. That’s Da Scrummage King.'

'He’s like a beast in a scrum. And he still asked me out.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago