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Jay is the richest kid in the whole world. He has more cash than a pig has mud. He also has more girlfriends than a boy in a love hotel.
Jay just bought a island and named it after his ex.
He threw a party and invited all his exes. They all showed up and got into a fight.
He texted me and said, 'I’m rich, you’re broke, and you’re still trying to impress me.'