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Jay is the richest kid in the whole world. He has more cash than a pig has mud. He also has more girlfriends than a boy in a love hotel.
Jay just bought a island and named it after his ex.
He threw a party and invited all his exes. They all showed up and got into a fight.
He texted me and said, 'I’m rich, you’re broke, and you’re still trying to impress me.'
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Jay has more money than a bank. He also has more girlfriends than a prom king. He’s so rich, he buys his exes gifts just to make them cry.
He bought his ex a house and then broke up with her.
He texted me, 'I’m rich, you’re poor, and you’re still trying to be my friend.'
He paid for a whole concert just to show off.
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Jay is the richest kid on the planet. He has more money than a robber’s pocket. He also has more girlfriends than a boy in a love hotel.
He bought a whole football team just to say he could.
He texted me, 'I’m rich, you’re broke, and I still don’t like you.'
He paid for a whole movie just to get his ex to smile.
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