Da Monkey
Da Monkey is a curse that makes your privates look like a war zone. You get it from skanks who think they're magic. Stay out of their way or you’ll be crying in the shower.
My cousin got Da Monkey and now he’s crying in the shower every morning.
She texted me, 'I got Da Monkey from that guy at the club. Don’t talk to me.'
My dad got it from his boss’s wife and now he smells like a gym sock.