Da Monkey

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Da Monkey is a curse that makes your privates look like a war zone. You get it from skanks who think they're magic. Stay out of their way or you’ll be crying in the shower.
My cousin got Da Monkey and now he’s crying in the shower every morning.
She texted me, 'I got Da Monkey from that guy at the club. Don’t talk to me.'
My dad got it from his boss’s wife and now he smells like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Monkey is the worst kind of disease. It comes from hoes who think they’re the queen of the world. You get it from strangers in other cities. You don’t want it.
My neighbor got Da Monkey from a girl in Dallas and now he won’t stop sneezing.
My sister got it from a guy with a beard and now she smells like a gym sock.
My mom got it from her boss and now she’s always coughing like a dragon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Monkey is a person who dances like a mad man, laughs like a hyena, and throws shoes like a pro. They're chill, but don’t mess with them or they’ll throw a shoe at your head.
That guy in the GD dances like a mad man and throws shoes at people who talk too much.
Da Monkey is the best person to hang out with because they’re chill and funny.
She laughed like a hyena and then threw a shoe at my face.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Monkey is a goofy kid who tickles frogs, tells bad jokes, and makes people laugh. He’s the kind of guy who makes you forget your problems for a while.
He tickled a frog and it screamed like a banshee.
He told the worst joke I’ve ever heard and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He made my dog laugh so hard it fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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