Da Money Train
The money train is a drug that turns you into a crazy person who thinks they’re in a movie and everyone else is an idiot.
After the money train, I told my mom I was the main character in a superhero movie. She said I was the villain.
I took the money train and tried to fight my neighbor’s cat. It ran away and laughed at me.
I took the money train and thought my pizza was a portal to another dimension.