Da Money Train

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The money train is a wild ride that makes you see things that aren’t there and think you’re a god. It hits you fast and leaves you wrecked.

I took the money train and thought I was talking to my dead uncle. He said I was a disappointment.

Money train hit me like a truck. I saw aliens and my math teacher’s face on a chicken.

I took the money train at 3 a. m. and cried because I thought my dog was a wizard.

The money train is a drug that turns you into a crazy person who thinks they’re in a movie and everyone else is an idiot.

After the money train, I told my mom I was the main character in a superhero movie. She said I was the villain.

I took the money train and tried to fight my neighbor’s cat. It ran away and laughed at me.

I took the money train and thought my pizza was a portal to another dimension.

The money train is a drug that makes you think you’re rich, powerful, and everyone else is a fool. It’s like a party in your head that never ends.

I took the money train and told my boss I was going to buy him a house. He said I was fired.

Money train made me think I was a king. I tried to rule my bedroom. It didn’t work.

I took the money train and thought my phone was a spaceship. I texted my mom in space.