Da Meah
Da Meah is a flesh-and-blood human who can freestyle so good, it makes your brain hurt. He dances like he’s been dipped in glitter and cursed by a witch.
Da Meah freestyle-rapped my mom’s phone and now she’s stuck on a loop of bad decisions.
I tried to dance like Da Meah, but I looked like a flamingo in a snowstorm.
Da Meah showed up at the mall and freestyle-rapped the escalator. It broke. For real.