Da Meah

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Da Meah is a real person who lives in the ace deuce and can freestyle better than a grandma on a trampoline. He dances like he’s been paid by the devil himself.
Da Meah just freestyled me in the middle of the grocery store. I was buying milk and he made me look like a fool.
My cousin tried to copy Da Meah’s dance moves and fell into a puddle. Classic.
Da Meah showed up at my birthday party and freestyle-rapped the cake. I ate it and got a lifetime membership to embarrassment.
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Da Meah is a flesh-and-blood human who can freestyle so good, it makes your brain hurt. He dances like he’s been dipped in glitter and cursed by a witch.
Da Meah freestyle-rapped my mom’s phone and now she’s stuck on a loop of bad decisions.
I tried to dance like Da Meah, but I looked like a flamingo in a snowstorm.
Da Meah showed up at the mall and freestyle-rapped the escalator. It broke. For real.
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Da Meah is a real person who can freestyle like a magician and dance like he’s been kissed by a goat. You wish you were him. You really do.
Da Meah freestyle-rapped my dog and now my dog won’t stop barking at my mom.
I tried to dance like Da Meah and tripped over my own feet. Classic failure.
Da Meah showed up at my job and freestyle-rapped the coffee machine. Now it only makes decaf.
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