da log
Da log is the spot in the woods where you guzzle Mickey’s deuces like they’re going out of style. It’s not fancy, it’s not soft, but you can pee on a tree and run like a scared rabbit if the cops show up.
I drank so many deuces at da log, I think I turned into one.
Da log is my second home. The cops are my exes.
I peed on a tree at da log and it became my new best friend.