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Da log is the spot in the woods where you guzzle Mickey’s deuces like they’re going out of style. It’s not fancy, it’s not soft, but you can pee on a tree and run like a scared rabbit if the cops show up.
I drank so many deuces at da log, I think I turned into one.
Da log is my second home. The cops are my exes.
I peed on a tree at da log and it became my new best friend.