da log

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Da log is the spot in the woods where you guzzle Mickey’s deuces like they’re going out of style. It’s not fancy, it’s not soft, but you can pee on a tree and run like a scared rabbit if the cops show up.
I drank so many deuces at da log, I think I turned into one.
Da log is my second home. The cops are my exes.
I peed on a tree at da log and it became my new best friend.
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Da log is the best damn place in the woods to chug Mickey’s deuces and forget your problems. You can pee anywhere, run like a lunatic, and laugh at the cops like they’re your long lost cousins.
At da log, I drank so much, I forgot my own name.
The cops came to da log, and I ran faster than a deuce on fire.
Da log is where I turned my pee into a art form.
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