da log
Da log is the best damn place in the woods to chug Mickey’s deuces and forget your problems. You can pee anywhere, run like a lunatic, and laugh at the cops like they’re your long lost cousins.
At da log, I drank so much, I forgot my own name.
The cops came to da log, and I ran faster than a deuce on fire.
Da log is where I turned my pee into a art form.