da lobstaw
da lobstaw is the best of the best, like the lobster version of a superhero who also knows how to flip a burger.
You call yourself da lobstaw? I’ve seen better in a seafood restaurant’s trash can.
Da lobstaw flips burgers with one hand and stares you down with the other.
I’m da lobstaw, and I don’t need a cape, I’ve got a lobster claw and a temper.