da lobstaw

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da lobstaw is the ultimate king of all lobstaws. No one can touch him, and he’s so good he could beat your grandma in a fight.

I’m da lobstaw. You’re just a blob in the corner.

You think you’re da lobstaw? I’ve seen you cry at a pizza commercial.

Da lobstaw don’t need a crown, he’s got a pizza box and a stare that could melt steel.

da lobstaw is so amazing he’s like a god, but with better taste in food and zero patience for your nonsense.

You said you were da lobstaw? I’ve had better lobster rolls at the dumpster.

Da lobstaw doesn’t just eat lobster, he judges it.

I’m da lobstaw. You’re just the guy who spilled ketchup on my throne.

da lobstaw is the best of the best, like the lobster version of a superhero who also knows how to flip a burger.

You call yourself da lobstaw? I’ve seen better in a seafood restaurant’s trash can.

Da lobstaw flips burgers with one hand and stares you down with the other.

I’m da lobstaw, and I don’t need a cape, I’ve got a lobster claw and a temper.